Farts always have a way of creeping up on us at the worst possible moments. It's almost as if the butt is the bully of our body and it's constantly challenging our brain to a fart duel to to see who is truly the king of bodily function Middle-earth. This is precisely why I always open up the fart barrier inside the first two weeks of any relationship. If you don't you will experience a level of pain that no woman is worth.#10 During Yoga Class - There's nothing that can ruin a moment of deep relaxation more than a fart yet a fart can be extremely relaxing. You would think farting and yoga would go hand-in-hand but those snobby anti-farting yoga people ruin everything.